Magic Lotion

My students are often complaining about head aches, wrist aches, stomach aches, ankle aches...you name it, someone in my class aches there and it will prevent them from being able to work for the entire day.

Lucky for me I have "Magic Lotion". Don't believe me? Just look at the bottle, it says it right there in big letters.




I know it seems silly, but my kids totally by it, and saves LOTS of unnecessary trips to the nurse. I have even had kids from other classes come down to be "cured".

If Johnson & Johnson only knew the kind of power they had...